The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around. ~Will Rogers
Happiness is a warm puppy. ~Charles M. Schulz
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. ~Christopher Morley
Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill
Ever wonder where you’d end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? ~Robert Brault
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. ~Woodrow Wilson